Sunday, October 24, 2010

Truth

How much I listen to you

is just about inversely proportional

to your cup size.


Fin

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Yougins

It's weird to think that one day

"Shawty"

Will be something only old people say.


Fin

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Usher

Wait, Raymond

is his last name?

That explains so much.


Fin

Friday, October 8, 2010

Great with kids

It's hard to explain to people

that being a clown

is my hobby.


Fin

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Responsibilities

When I push too hard

people get hurt.

(I'm an Obstetrician)


Fin

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Chubby

Yo' mama is sooooo fat

that it turns me on when she

..............nevermind


Fin.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Just Ask

We are not lost

this is just

the super-extra-scenic route.


Fin