Logic

So apparently

"Bastard had it coming"

Isn't an appropriate legal defense strategy


Fin.

Bitter

Women

Are like coffee.

They're dirty cheating lying whores.


Fin

Back.

So I'm back at school

Meaning I'm going to stop being a little bitch

and start posting again.

Punctuation

Fine-ass meal.

Fine ass-meal.

Guys, hyphens are really important.


Fin

Compromise

It's not a threesome

if she's just

watching.....right?


Fin

TMI

I know that I slept with those twins but i promise--

Twins?

Errrr.


Fin
(It's been an off couple of days...waiting for inspiration)

Realization

She must be lying

There's no way she could have faked that many...

...............crap.

Fin

(I'm back! Sorry for the hiatus)