Truth

How much I listen to you

is just about inversely proportional

to your cup size.


Fin

Yougins

It's weird to think that one day

"Shawty"

Will be something only old people say.


Fin

Usher

Wait, Raymond

is his last name?

That explains so much.


Fin

Great with kids

It's hard to explain to people

that being a clown

is my hobby.


Fin

Responsibilities

When I push too hard

people get hurt.

(I'm an Obstetrician)


Fin

Chubby

Yo' mama is sooooo fat

that it turns me on when she

..............nevermind


Fin.

Just Ask

We are not lost

this is just

the super-extra-scenic route.


Fin

Logic

So apparently

"Bastard had it coming"

Isn't an appropriate legal defense strategy


Fin.

Bitter

Women

Are like coffee.

They're dirty cheating lying whores.


Fin

Back.

So I'm back at school

Meaning I'm going to stop being a little bitch

and start posting again.

Punctuation

Fine-ass meal.

Fine ass-meal.

Guys, hyphens are really important.


Fin

Compromise

It's not a threesome

if she's just

watching.....right?


Fin

TMI

I know that I slept with those twins but i promise--

Twins?

Errrr.


Fin
(It's been an off couple of days...waiting for inspiration)

Realization

She must be lying

There's no way she could have faked that many...

...............crap.

Fin

(I'm back! Sorry for the hiatus)

English?

"OMG RLY?!! ROFL LOL WTF???"

"LMFAO yah owel TTLY ILY."

I hate the internet.


Fin.

Hidden Meanings

Hi, pretty girl, got a light

For my cigarette?

Why isn't my dick in your face?

Fin.

(Guest Poem by arthurleopold from Home Made Journalism)

New Trend!

Hey Everyone, here's another non-poem entry.

A friend of mine gave me the idea of guest poems, and I liked it.

So if you have your own three-liners, send them to threelinepoetry@gmail.com, or my personal address if you happen to know it. Include the name you'd like to be credited with, and the address of your blog/personal site if you have one, and I'll credit you in-post.

Make sure to make the subject "threelinepoetry" exactly, or the mail will be automatically trashed. I hate spam mail.

A new guest poem will be up once a week or so (if anyone sends anything), so if yours doesn't pop up right away, be patient, I check my mail regularly.

Hope this makes things more interesting!

Fin.

Rules

It's not gay

Unless balls are touching.

.............well fuck.


Fin

Tough Love

Is it still

Domestic Abuse

If you kiss your hand first?


Fin

Honesty

It's not that you're smothering me.

It's not that I don't love you.

But three inches is just too damn small.


Fin.

Wow!

This isn't a poem, because I'm knee deep in finals.

But thanks to all the followers!

I'll be back by Thursday.


Fin

Apology

I'm sorry for what I said.

I'm sorry for what I did.

But you deserved the chlamydia.


Fin

Restraining Order

I understand

that you love me.

Just stay the fuck off my property.


Fin

Math

If a Train A is leaving station F at 23 miles per hour,

And Train C is leaving stations X at 31 miles per hour,

When will your wife stop nailing the pool boy?


Fin.

Love

<3?


<3!


<3 <3 <3


Fin

Anal

She says

She loves it

........she's lying.


Fin

Past

You will

never escape.

Stop running.


Fin.
(I get all teenage-angst when I'm exhausted)

Denial

I'm not gay

Daniel Craig

Just has a great ass


Fin

Finals

..................

..................

FUCK.

Fin
(Sorry, finals week = lazy brain)

Little Sister

I love you

But

Stop hitting on my boyfriend


Fin.

Morning After

Weird.

Last night...

She totally looked 22.


Fin.
(Dedicated to SAV)

Date

I bought you chocolate

I bought you flowers

.......why aren't you naked yet?


Fin

PMS

You're beautiful!

Oh yeah?! Well fuck you too!

???


Fin

Women

Penis..?

Mm..........

No.

Fin.

Your Mom

Been there

Done

That.


Fin

Men

Breasts.

Breasts?

Breasts!


Fin

Justin

Sexy

Is Gone.

Let it Go.


Fin
(In coordination with SAV)

Pants

...............

...............

Optional.


Fin
(Inspired by SAV)

Argument

blah blah blah

Yes dear.

blah blah blah blah blah blah......


Fin

Mistake

Oh, oh, yes, Jannet, yes!

Jannet?

I mean......S..arah?


Fin.

Romance

I love you!

Uh............

Oh............


Fin.